As a Hirsch, I'm Offended

Deer Antler Spray?
Can't you just play the big game?
It's Super Bowl week.

Save Wrigley!!!

Renovate these nuts!
It is the best park in sports...
Leave Wrigley alone.

This Might Not Be A Haiku...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lance, Manti

We all knew Lance lied.
What the eff is going on
with Manti Te'o?

Guest Author

Just realized this never got posted.....

(This is a haiku.
It was written by Jack Lew.
I hope you like it.)

Take That, Lombardi

Hey Aaron Rodgers:
Welcome to hockey season!
Doublecheck that shit!

Standards of Beauty

When I'm beholder,
reverse armpits are no good.
I might be sexist.

With All Due Respect...NONE

Yeah, but who'd they fight?
I must have missed the playoffs.
Champions of what?

Cold As Ice

It's a great day, so
go puck yourself, hockey fans:
The lockout's over.

Good Question

Now riddle me this:
What classroom is too noisy
for a deaf student?