Bags

Who put it in there?
Run and be free, furry friend!
Silly cats in bags.

Rainy Days

Sunshine and honey...
What can make me feel this way?
Smokey said it best.

It's not that hard, folks.
Some things ought not be problems.
Use your common sense.

Powerful

It was Beyonce:
Too much power for the bowl.
Not super enough.

As a Hirsch, I'm Offended

Deer Antler Spray?
Can't you just play the big game?
It's Super Bowl week.

Save Wrigley!!!

Renovate these nuts!
It is the best park in sports...
Leave Wrigley alone.

This Might Not Be A Haiku...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!